Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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