youre lurking in front of me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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