Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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