At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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