I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the day after is always just damage control
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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