So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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