OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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