the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
That reminds me...we need to get swords
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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