when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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