She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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