Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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