The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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