I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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