margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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