We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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