we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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