I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
That accounts for only three of the penises
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
this is an emotional support booty call
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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