I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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