Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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