I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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