nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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