There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
