Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Mom said you looked used
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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