Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Your penis caused this!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
