My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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