Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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