dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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