Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
True but thats because hes a fetus.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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