his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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