he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Are my feet made of real feet?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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