is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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