I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
