so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
