Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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