Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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