Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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