That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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