Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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