just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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