i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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