We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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