OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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