why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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