Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
