she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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