I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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