sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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