Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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