i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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