in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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