this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Shame - the story of my life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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