After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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