3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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