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from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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